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The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.
All praise the Slav King Boris
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The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.
Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.
When odds are against you, you're definitely a boris. it also means you'll WIN.
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A sexy Eastern European guy of dubious origin who will sweep you off your feet with his twisted old world charm . He will leave you speechless in and outside of the bedroom .
Rose : My new man Boris is setting me on fire !
Brit : Oh My !
Rose : It's his charm ;)
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A Seagull
Wow, look at that Boris flap it’s wings! It’s trying to steal all my French Fries!
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the sexiest person in the world
may be a girl, we're not really sure
loves many things including his/her superheroes
really perfect
"boris is amazing" - Lava
"i know dude, hes totally the best sidekick in the world"
"I LOVE BORIS" - richard
richard loves boris loves richard
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An online God, who has overthrown the world of warcraft, Boris is slowly taking over the interwebz and in time will have become the new chuck norris, now known to many as chuck boris.
Boris is an idol to some and has many followers, and many haters, several of those haters have been smited down by boris's strong hind legs and powerful neck muscles.
in several months people will refer to everything as boris.
Jimmy:you know my neighbour
John:yeah?
Jimmy:he got smited
John:yeah i heard he didnt like to boris.
Alice:hey i saw boris but boris was not there so i was boris rite?
Glen:like boris?? no boris thats boris i heard it aswell so ok boris.
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