Dick fingers

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.

Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...

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No dice

An outright refusal, denial or rebuttal; essentially, shorthand for 'no fucking way'.

Joe: Hey Johnboy, can I borrow a cigarette?
Johnboy: No dice!

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