zavial

A zavial will always have something to say even if it is not right for the situation, has questionable obsessions and is obsessed with a specific country. Will always say something confidently, as if it were the truth without knowing, but can also be funny.
Tends to get on well with teachers

OMG he is such a zavial

motional damage

A play on emotional damage.
When you get hit by something fast moving and it damages you
Lol

He got hit be a train, he has motional damage