swabbie

a slang term, mainly used by infantry in the Army, for personnel in the Navy

Derived from the word 'swab', meaning to mop.

"Hey, we're down three men. get that swabbie on point."

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Hargrove's Syndrome

A parasitic mass originating from China, which latches onto the arm and/or penis of (typically) a male human. Known to make incessant noises which cause insanity or other personality disorders. Treatable, but difficult to cure. Large cause for STDs.

The parasitic mass is in the same class as the Hirudo, or leeches.

Peter: Oh god, what's that thing hanging on Matt's arm?!
Patrick: Oh, you didn't know? Matt has Hargrove's Syndrome.
Peter: I hope he can be cured!

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Dreamscape

n. A realm taking place in a dream. It can be shaped and changed by skilled dreamers. Basically, a blank canvas on which dreams are formed.

In my dreamscape, reality and physics decided to bugger off.

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