14 year old grandma

A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time

Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!

2👍 2👎

thirty-seventh base

Canoodling over discord call while playing genshin

Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”

Mimofia

The cool gay mutual that means your cool and gay if your mutuals with them (they like genshin women:000)

Tu eres gay? Si… Mimofia? They’re very pussy poggers

your teal

Someone who chased you around a public bathroom trying to face paint you as SpongeBob causing you to piss your pants while they attempt to climb up a stall door

NO I DONT WANNA BE SPONGEBOB!!!
AHHHHHHHHH

Who’s your teal person?

Blonde virgo

It’s blonde it’s virgo both of those factors are child torture you will find this woman being hypocritical and dramatic for no reason and telling people she is clean and will clean nothing whatsoever not to mention she is half assed and complains when other people are half assed even if she is more half assed then them

Blonde virgo: why are you so lazy
Anybody who isn’t a bitch: why did you fuck up my kitchen?

June 6

Idk I keep finding these on that god forsaken clock app so uhhhhhh national warm toothpaste day also I love this day it’s my one year anniversary so yay me

Me: June 6
Also me: I love that damn day
Me but on the internet: mmmm warm toothpaste

Me but in Spanish: ¿Por qué hay un avión debajo de esto?