Donald Trump

Donald J. Trump is the 45th president of US; being the first orangutan in history to become a President, and also the only President of US to hold a glass of water with only one hand, which is all you need to know about him; since he has hardly achieved anything else.

"Iä! Iä! Covfefe Yo-Semite TRMP President TwenTwen!" (trans. Trump for President 2020)-This is what His followers chant during His worship.

Donald Trump is your president, and you must listen to your president!

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Yo-Semite

Another genius invention of Donald Trump, although not as genius as covfefe.
Yo-Semite! is a friendly way to greet your Jewish neighbour, however, use it with caution since you'll probably get a few weird looks.

Yo-Semite! how are ya, dear neighbour?