Canadian Dates Included

What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary

NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh

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Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

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Lmao

What teenage girls say when someone says something kind of funny. The former definition meant “laughing my ass off” but now it’s just said when someone says something partially funny that may have made you somewhat blow extra air out your nose.

I’m gonna be late lmao.

“? How is that funny? The meeting is at 4:30”

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Quiet Quitting

A word millennials came up with that equates to doing your job without picking up overtime.

Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.

I’m thinking about quiet quitting my job.

“That’s not quiet quitting, that’s just doing your job.”

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Polyamorous

A thing girls say they are to politely tell you that they sleep with someone different daily.

Also see: greasy hoe

I’m polyamorous.

“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…

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Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

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POTUS 111

“POTUS Triple One”. A federal United States Code indicative of the threat to the President of the United States (POTUS). “Triple One” is a Varda code utilized initially by John F Kennedy, initiated and recognized within North America as a threat, attempt, or noted upcoming attempt to cause financial, bodily, or medical harm to any individual within North America. This code is primarily utilized in the USA more so (hence the full term “POTUS 111”)

I’m thinking about looting the White House with heavy artillery.

White House Employee Undercover: Good idea *touches earpiece* )Echo 4 to base, we have a POTUS 111).

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