Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

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Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.

“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”

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Ugly bypass tactic

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.

*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.

*unmatches*

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Winnipegging

When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped

Where’s Jen and Matt?

“Oh they’re Winnipegging”

Yikes.

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iHateTheWay

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.

Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Party’s over.

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Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

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Colored

A word you can call blacks that will make them mad and probably try to rob you.

*out for a nice evening stroll*

Ah what can I do for you 4 fine colored gentlemen?

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