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Asian cartoons that almost every single female on dating apps likes to watch.
I love anime, sushi, and petting my dog.
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What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.
âWhy did I get pulled over??â
Maâam you were going 50 in a 35 zone.
âHoney, no I wasnâtâ
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Made while having sex outside in the winter, whorefrost is the deposit of cum on objects exposed to a cumshot, such as grass blades, tree branches, or leaves. It is formed by direct condensation of semen and water vapour to ice at temperatures below freezing and occurs when cum is brought to its frost point by cooling.
The hood of her car is coated in Whorefrost
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Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasnât taken down yet.
Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk
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What white girls say after every 3 or 4 words.
K so like I need to like go to Starbucks like right now like Iâm so thirsty like for real
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Something people say in an email when theyâre mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: âWe have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).â
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. Iâll consider calling her back next week.
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2022-and-later slang for having a fetish of feeding women a variety of different sauces mixed together, and multiple foods in different portions and sizes.
Wanna come over for a DarkMystery?
âUh, no, youâre grossâ
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