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The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.
Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”
1. A saying that everyone except Gen Z says after they talk about the same topic for an extended period of time to address multiple issues, concerns, complaints, and/or viewpoints.
2. What gen z says after they type more than 2 sentences
2. Omg the lineup at Starbucks was so long so I didn’t go today. RANT OVER LOL
A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
An indirect statement to notify people around you that you are in the process of coming out of the closet
Congratulations sir, you won this rainbow underwear and low height boots.
“LETS GOOOOOO”
1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
The main thing women look for in a man. They will often deny this triad as it makes them look bad, though in reality, it’s the main premise they seek. You can have a guy who is a 1/10, but the triad will make them look like a 10.
Also known as the Three 6s to make them sound less satanic. The 666 triad is displayed by:
- 6 feet tall
- a 6 figure salary and
- 6 pack abs.
He’s ugly af but he meets the 666 rule so I’d rank him an automatic right swipe 10/10. Can’t wait to match and not work for the rest of my life.
What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“