What Gen Z calls it when their friend takes a few pictures of them on their smartphone.
âHad a photo shoot yesterday!â
Did you? Because it looks more like 6 pictures of you getting into a car but bending one leg slightly so you can refer to it as âposingâ
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Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5â tall but under 5â6â while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
Any fun this weekend.
Man, I had a Becky from Behind.
Damn.
The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives itâs name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
How was it with your FWB last night?
Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.
Daaaaammmn bro.
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The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says sheâll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila
Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice
Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?
âWe will fuck tonight.â
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh waitâ¦I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
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A phrase meaning âgiven nameâ that trannies who canât accept themselves use. People who use this term are commonly seen being easily offended and downvoting posts that hurt their feelings on many apps.
Doctor: Hey John. I have some newsâ¦
John: âUm John is my dead name, itâs Joanne nowâ
Doctor: Uh, ok Joanne, you have prostate cancer.
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A thing single moms say before showing someone who didnât ask a picture of their child.
*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: Thatâs my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: â¦
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What females put on their dating profile after listing their only 2 hobbies that involve 0 activity to make them not sound boring despite the fact that both of these hobbies are done by themselves.
âI like reading, watching tv, and more!!!â
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