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What females say men have because they arenât interested in dating a beached whale.
Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, maâam.
Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.
Man: Maâam Iâm here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
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What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
âHey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*â
Sorry Iâm still grieving the loss of my late wife.
âWow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*â
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A thing gay people do when they âdonât want to make a big deal out of itâ but then get offended when everyone else doesnât âmake a big deal about itâ, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God
âMom, dad, Iâm coming outâ
Good for you, son.
âWHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELFâ
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An indirect statement to notify people around you that you are in the process of coming out of the closet
Congratulations sir, you won this rainbow underwear and low height boots.
âLETS GOOOOOOâ
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1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
âDo you know stuff my son would like?â
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
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The main thing women look for in a man. They will often deny this triad as it makes them look bad, though in reality, itâs the main premise they seek. You can have a guy who is a 1/10, but the triad will make them look like a 10.
Also known as the Three 6s to make them sound less satanic. The 666 triad is displayed by:
- 6 feet tall
- a 6 figure salary and
- 6 pack abs.
Heâs ugly af but he meets the 666 rule so Iâd rank him an automatic right swipe 10/10. Canât wait to match and not work for the rest of my life.
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What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
âWords can not describe how much I love you, but âdescribes in 600 words how much she loves himââ
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