see you next decade

What noisy, annoying little shits say before winter break in 2019 to piss you off before leaving and going to set Californian forests on fire.

“See you next decade!”
“Get cancer, Stuart”

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you're fired

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.

How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.

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Ford Pinto

A car that explodes.

Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.

Y’all ever just ford pinto?