Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen

Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

Hell Trout

A truly demonic plague of a turd that comes forth from the gates of Hell once a sorry soul has eaten too many hot Cheetos.

“Here it comes, the most evil of all turds, the Hell Trout!” “I had a monster Hell Trout the other day.”