Nishad

A name bestowed upon the chosen ones, usually upon those who are considered incredibly intelligent, talented and humorous.

Despite the Asian exterior, stereotypes are quickly disregarded when those in his company acknowledge that he is well-endowed.

Often mistaken for a deity.

"When I grow up I want to be like Nishad"

"You're called Nishad? Get in my bed."

"I hope in the next life, I'll be Nishad"

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The Angry Bird

Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.

I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.

"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"

"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."

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