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The sound a large shit makes when hitting the toilet water
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When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...
I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!
Male retaliative action to a female cutting a man's penis off.
Caught my girlfriend cheating, so I waited until she was asleep and began chainsawing a vagina off.