Scottish Fudge

Heroin

Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"

Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."

Earl Grey

Teabagging for the over-50s

"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"

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