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FuckyoUrbanDicktionary

When youҀ™re on Urban Dictionary trying to figure out a cool word so it could be the word of the day.

Dude one: Yo! What are you doing, man?
Dude two: Ah! I'm fuckyourbandicktionarying, right now.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021


Daddy AF

Me, I'm daddy AF.

Guys, I'm daddy AF, right?

by TheAuthenticRay April 4, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


July 23

Me.

It's my birthday, July 23.

by TheAuthenticRay April 1, 2021

75πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Oh, cool!

What someone says when they don't give a shit.

Person 1: I'm so happy, I just unlocked this new gun!

Person 2: Oh, cool! I hope this family of yours dies. I hope they all go to hell because of what they did.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


UrbanDick

When you've been on Urban Dictionary all day, and not get any pussy whatsoever.

Dude 1: Hey, what're you doing?
Dude 2: Oh, hello! I'm urbandicking.

by TheAuthenticRay April 4, 2021


Goo-Goo Ga-Ga

The noise of an annoying baby, could be a babygirl, a babyboy, or your 4rth grade classmate trying to be funny but failing miserably... or maybe a Lady Gaga joke.

Baby 1: Goo-Goo Ga-Ga!
You: Shut the fuck up.

by TheAuthenticRay May 4, 2021

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


A girlfriend

Something you don't have.

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž