Debaucracy

The decision making body formed by a group of drunk people going out for the night.

Greg: "So where we headed tonight?"
Jack: "Strip club?"
Group: "Yeahhhh strip club!"
Greg: "What about we go to this new jazz bar I read about?"
Jack: "STRIP CLUB, Greg. The debaucracy has spoken."

reality whiplash

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.

"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.