Fremd

The name of a really conformist school located in Palatine, Illinois where half the students are AP and the other half are dumbasses.

I graduated from Fremd High School in 7 years.

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cork

What Sammy Sosa uses to increase his homerun production and attain stained records.

Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.

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slamball

The name of a really crappy "sport" that imitates basketball but bastardizes it by adding props such as trampolines and is played by a bunch of unathletic hispanics.

Pedro and Juwon won the slamball game 2-1.

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