LAN PARTY

A LAN party, as it is referred to by outsiders, is actually a brutal orgy that is organised by the high ruling Weeaboo's of the PC community. The term LAN party is actually an organised criminal event where Weeaboo's pray on the young bottoms of teenage nerds in order to fulfil their virginous Weeaboo destiny.

Many of the young teenagers that attend these LAN parties are never seen again. Some say the Weeaboo kings chain them to their walls as trophies whilst they commit mass killings on Apex Legends.

Hello young nerd, would you like to come to our LAN party tonight? The high king weeaboo master will be in attendance. Don't tell anyone where it is and make sure your phone is switched off. Bring plenty of snacks and Vaseline.

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