Sea Donkey

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.

Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.

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The Bangers

1) A metaphorical possession presented to an acquaintance in an attempt to follow with sexual intercourse.

2) A metaphorical possession presented to an acquaintance in an attempt to follow with a physical fight.

See that girl there? I'd give her the bangers.

Boy, you better calm down before I give you the bangers!