Thief in the morning dew

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

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