this is not a cult podcast

Only the BEST podcast ever, featuring The Thrill, Young Don, and Astro Dior. New episodes monday and thursday.

Me: Have you seen the newest episode of This is Not a Cult podcast?
Person: Nah
Me: Are you crazy!?

Christen

The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.

Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool