Surprise Anal

When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.

“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”

6👍 14👎

Shane

The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet. He'll act like he's nice but he isn't. Don't date someone named Shane

Shane's such a jerk, I can't believe I dated him.

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