LaRussa Skirt

(Noun) A skirt that is a little bit too high. Named after the famed manager who also stands a bit above the dugout.

Guy 1: Man, check out that skank in the LaRussa skirt!
Guy 2: Yeah, you can see everything.

Hair Migration

When a man's hair slowly makes its way from the top of his head down to his back and ass.

Did you see Bill at the beach? He's in the middle of a full-scale hair migration! He's got more hair on his back than on his head.

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whipped up a protein shake

Received a blow job

Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.

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