WOTD

Word of The Day. Specifically pertaining to Urban Dictionary's word of the day.

Hahaha you see the WOTD? Fucking classic!

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TGITN

Thank God It's Thursday Night

-FML, I'm so tired.

-Yeah. TGITN

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bye week hell

what a fantasy football manager experiences when one or more significant players has a bye and that lack of points screws your team that week

-Dammit, Turner and Portis have byes this week, what do I do?

-No idea, sounds like you're in bye week hell.

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BCE

BCE stands for two things:

1. Big Cock Extravaganza
2. Best Crew Ever

BCE. 'nuff said.

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trade rape

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.

Cody was trade raped by Ryan when he traded Ryan Grant for Anquan Boldin.

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The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.

-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.

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gay porn

two words that, when used together, work nicely to express frustration.

guy 1: God dammit! the Vikings lost because of a bullshit pass interference call.

guy 2: Ah! I know. Gay porn!

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