Good Dude

Australian Expression(sarcastic)
Used to describe the Human Trash of Australian urban areas, who gather together and either lounge about attention-seeking on the back of there utes (pick-up trucks), or drive around un-necessarily slow as to gain the attention of other good dudes who are still in their utes.

Regular Person 1: We can't drive to the beach that way man.
Regular Person 2: Why not?
Regular Person 1: All the good Dudes will be out today, it will take forever!

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Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

Ain't Nothing To It But To Do It

Statement of the raw simplicity of a task, implying that all
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman

Coleman, whilst attempting to lift 800 pounds with his legs:
Ain't nothing to it but to do it!

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Community Food

Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.

Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar

in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!

Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

Freeney

Money that you thought you would have to spend, but it turns out the good or service is actually free.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.

Joel: How were the movies last night?
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.

Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

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