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1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
Brad: Awww, Sad Pie Joe is going
to Frown Town beacause I ate his Mars Bar.
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When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
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The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
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