Belinda-gram

1. A measurement of weight surpassing all other measurements in both metric and standard scale. A Belinda-gram is derived from an enormous black woman, Belinda. There is no defined weight of a Belinda-gram, as it will always increase.

Shit, dude, Megan must weight a fuckin Belinda-gram.!

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Hung Like A Walrus

Having 3 foot genitals.

Dude, im hung like a walrus.

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Woodcake

Sexual position involviong the insertion of both legs of a male, into the vagina of the female involved, therein using the labia as pants.

Dude, I Woodcaked tina a month ago, and she still can't walk!!!

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