Dirty Inning

When your partner sticks a finger in your dirty ass that you haven't washed in days.

Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.

John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.

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ūgé

Short for "usual" in a common conversation.

Brad: what are you going to wear to the club on Saturday night.

Chad: I'm going to wear my black shoes my jeans my shirt untucked with my sleeves rolled twice as per the ūgé.

gayressive

When a gay man is overly emotional or angry about a situation.

Sally: "So Anderson came into my office totally freaking out, both hands flailing about how the Bakery messed up his cupcake order."

Jill: "Anderson gets so gayressive about things sometimes I can't even deal."

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Boobmando

Going braless when a bra should have been worn; like going commando but without a bra instead

Jenny: The wedding is tonight, how's the dress?
Rachel: I couldn't find a bra so I will have to go boobmando for the wedding.
Jenny: there's a Macy's across the street
Rachel: I'll have to take a look and see if they have a strapless, otherwise it's boobmando for me

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