Tim

Tim is a big eye-maker and always pissed off because of his girlfriend, but he is not able to speak up because he is a simp.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.

"Watch out - Auge ballert"
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."