summer snakin’

When the sun comes out and suddenly, your friend who has been perfectly normal all winter, switches up and starts backstabbing you regularly and with relish. Wanes off around autumn.

How you do me like that? This is summer snakin’.

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shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

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Galloupé

1) An example of a summer snake. Someone who is clumsy and can take the simplest situation and f**k it up

2) Someone who is giraffe-like

Look at her, ruining things. She’s such a galloupé.

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