The Letter C

The Letter C (noun), the third letter of the alphabet, also known as the most fucking useless letter I have ever fucking seen. What the shit? Why can't it make up it's mind? Sometimes it makes a K sound and sometimes it makes an S sound. The alphabet has 26 letters, why don't we make it a nice round number of 25?

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Carl
Person 1: With a K or C?
Person 2: With The Letter C
Person 1: Fuck you

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