Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

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Switcherpoo

Similar to switcheroo, when you’re engaging in doggy style sex and you pull out of vaginal intercourse and enter into anal intercourse.

My wife and I were going at it, and as you all know she loves it from behind, and well...i pulled out and gave her the ole switcherpoo

Harold: “Hey honey, what do you say we try the ole switcherpoo tonight?”
Linda: “Hot dog, I’m game!”