banana

To "banana" someone.
To slice and peel a man's penis like a bloody banana.

Cindy caught Mark cheating on her, so she banana-ed the bastard.

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consumption

A convenient way to kill off a character set in a film or book set in the olden days, i.e. the old west.

Wyatt Earp: "Hey, Doc, whassamatter? You've been a-hackin up blood a while now."

Doc Holiday: "Ah, it's nuthin. I got the consumption, tha's all."

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