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an extraordinarily large, smelly feces that people hold inside for as long as possible for maximum gains in poop size.
Sydney: "Hey mom, you'll never guess what I was doing while browsing based 4chan mspaint memes. I took a huge, putrid Maxximus in the bathroom. Don't go in there for at least 2 hours."
Mom: "Oh no honey, not again, on the toilet again? It's Halakhah to talk about these things."
Sydney: "Hehehehehe but Mom it was glorious. This was a maxximus. I took a photo and emailed it to Dad."
Mom: "Ok honey, let me check it out. But you'll never be an agent when you leave evidence like that!"
a gigantic, smelly poop that's twice as bad that it needed 2 x's. a maximus is typically just a large smelly poop. but a maxximus is more damaging, causing paint to peel and nose hairs of anyone standing nearby to singe.
Friend 1: I just got suspended for causing property damage in school.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.
(n) human excrement with a scent so repugnant that it permeates every cubic inch of space within a bathroom with such overwhelming intensity, akin to stumbling upon an open sewer and having its stench engulf your senses in one fell swoop; a noxious miasma so potent that even the bravest of souls might find themselves writhing on their knees before nature's most loathsome byproduct.
Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Rachel: knocking on the door "Hurry up, Yaakov, I really need to use the bathroom!"
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
Living in the real world, as opposed to online
Antonym: skrims (d) not having a life and living online
I'm about to anti-skrims, it's time to hang with my friends
(n) To go about life in the real world; to actively partake in real world events; to engage in normal human behavior involving work, study, social activity, and engagement with humans.
"I'm about to anti-skrims; I have a date coming up and I don't to look like skrims"
To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',
be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."