Adopted

Its what you are

Son, Your adopted. So is your mother.

3👍 2👎

Aden Smith

An awesome guy who is straight and overall amazing. Anyone named Jose, Sebastian, Fernando, or Alan are gay.

Wow this guy is such an Aden Smith.

11👍 1👎

Schlong Sack

When your nut sack is longer than your your asshole after Ant Man expanded in it.

I have a schlong sack

T

a letter. sub to pewdiepie

The letter T

Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.

Wow, ant man is my savior

1👍 1👎

Jamie Smith

a butthole

Jamie Smith is gay

9👍 8👎

Papa Pepperoni

The man with pepperoni for nipples

Papa Pepperoni is freaking gay