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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.

Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024


korgertle

a small penguin flipper used to clean off the lower half of ceramic statues

that statue needs a korgertle cleaning

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024


left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024


soy sauce

soy sauce is the most disgusting thing to ever exist it takes horrible and nobody should ever eat it along with that anyone who likes it should just load both shells.

John: i love soy sauce
me: fuck you you little piece of shit

by TheCoolerLeo June 30, 2024