Angel

An attention whore that always begs you to scratch her ass and takes up the entire bed. Usually a single mother that's hairy all over and will get jealous and sulk whenever you take attention from the guy she's sucking up to, even if he's technically YOUR boyfriend.

Not to be confused with Angel "Cora", a delightfully ticklish piece of eye candy.

"So, yesterday; I was cuddling with my boyfriend as usual, and Angel takes THAT as her cue to jump on the bed in-between us and DEMAND we both drop what we're doing to attend to her EVERY WHIM. Naturally, he pushed her off the bed with his foot."

"Fuck, I can't even type this example without her getting all up in my space bar! GO AWAY."

"Stop petting Angel so much! Look, now her hair's stuck all over the bed."

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