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Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
When camping at Flagstaff Lake, a Beelezebug is a common occurence.
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Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Did you here Spud was shot while hunting? Mary Jane And Billy Bob just had a baby, I think it is Spud Reintardated!
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The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.
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The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!
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The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Man my new health food store suggested I do a decafalon! They must be NuTs!
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