Purple Pants Guy

1. A male around adolescence.

2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.

3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.

4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.

5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.

6. Anyone who wears purple pants.

1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!

2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.

3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.

Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.

4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!

5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.

6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.

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the impossible quiz

something invented for and by bored twelve year olds that people who don't feel like doing their work do in class.

are you seriously playing the impossible quiz? wow.

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Sarah Palin

The wanna be bitch mom of america.

I've already got a mom, I don't need you, Sarah Palin!

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stoner

A friendly, lazy type of people, usually wearing drug rugs and munching on burritos. Stoners are friendly, peaceful, and often humorous. You can find them in any low income area, and often wealthy people or celebrities are hidden stoners.

Normal person 'oh what a lovely day'

Stoner 'hahaha look at that fucking squirrel, bro'

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Beach Zombie

Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.

Jude: What did you think of the beach?

Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.

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Pedicure

Gods gift to females. A cult classic for relaxation, usually done by asians.

Shelby: What could we do to bond and relax?

Maddie: I need a pedicure!

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Smexy Mexican

An attractive person that is usually but not always of mexican descent.

Someone who is a Smexy Mexican is two or more of the following: attractive, kind, physically built, rich, intelligent, has an attractive voice or foreign accent.

A Smexy Mexican is used to describe anyone who: sweeps you off your feet, is desired as a partner, is underappriciated, or any of the above qualities.

In short, anyone who is Smexy, Mexican, and/or a combination of these things.

Maddie: Dude, that Jesus is one Smexy Mexican.

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