Scott

an untalented cunt who pretends to be able to play guitar but will sit playing one string on repeat for one minute. spends all his time jerking off to naruto porn and refuses to let his boys see his "gf" and will always ignore the boys for him as he's stupendously whipped. this mfer is obsessed wit babymetal and just strange fucking screamo music in general, is incredibly pretentious with his music taste and refuses to listen to anyone other that a reega oo ragadeedee oo band (Korn) or System of a Down. a smelly little weeb who only watches anime and will refuse to shower until he finishes One Piece.

yo i just saw scott.
fr?
yeah bro, he somehow smells worse.

Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.

Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!

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Bailey

a no bitch getting ass mfer who was in the friendzone for a full fuckin lifetime without making a move, ain't got no game with that stupid as fuck mcdonalds hairline. had male patterened balding since he came out the womb an thought he'd look cooler getting strange as fuck, cringey white trash tattoos. lost the v card to the fucking second coming of sloth from the goonies. can't keep his own personality with 5 different personas floating around with his football hooligan, eboy, skater boy, indie boy, metalhead havin ass. just choose one god damn. all these personalities for different bitches and you can't get one bro. that's cause all the bitches u go for haven't developed thinking thoughts yet you noncey cunt.

haha did u hear about bailey?
nah man.
turns out he's a noncey cunt lol.
aw a could tell that already like.