Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

Big Booty Dick Bender

When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.

Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.

Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender