Memes

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... All memes, all passed along. You can’t fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong pray upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a tool. Something that saves lives — a means of justice. Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite! It’s spared you the burden of all the lives you’ve taken... ...absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is until the illusion was broken. Don’t be ashamed. It’s only nature, running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience.

Memes, the DNA of the soul
shut the fuck up monsoon

Wario

The prime minister of Pakistan, commonly seen wearing yellow and purple

i cant believe they put the prime minister of pakistan, Wario, in mario kart

Flood Of Pain

Whenever someone stabs you in the chest 20 times sais in Denver

"OW FUCK shIT PISsAJKSLFNALKSJFNLASKF"
"AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN"
"AERHG FUCK YOU JNASDKLFNLAS AUEFRHG FUCK"

Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'

max0r

A different word for methanphetamine drugs

gamer: i did max0r
gamer 2: you WHAT

Metal Gear Series

A subword for crack cocain, commonly used in Japan and other places

Yeah, i just did some crack cocain
... we played 3 minutes of metal gear solid 3..?
metal gear series
What????

Anti-Mass Spectrometer

Machine built to analyse anti-mass particles, but some cia douchebag decided to shove some crystals in it, and then a buncha bullshit happened and almost ended the earth

S: Alright, gordon, your suit should keep comfortable thru all of this, the specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so kind as to start the rotors, we can bring the spectrometer to 80%, and hold it there, until the carrier arrives.
S2: Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%