Sylveonicly

A self-critical Sylveon that does nothing but shit-post and feel the need to justify himself.

"Is Sylveonicly still awake?"

jelly pie

when you rub your girl's ass so hard a jelly-like substance oozes out and you use it as lubricant for anal

See her? I gave that girl a jelly pie last night.

xildo

A four-sided dildo in the shape of an 'X'

Grab the xildo!