homoerectus

An adjective used to describe a situation or an object that is not just gay, but so fucking homosexual that it deserves some extra finesse.

Guy: "I want Maddi to fix my belt because if Jeff does it, then it'll be homoerectus."

Aidan

Aidans are punk bitches that enjoy the company of other men in the bedroom. They are usually short and have very feminine features. They also have commitment issues and are known to abandon their lovers to go live by themselves. Aidans are literally the worst kind of human being imaginable.

Guy 1: "Hey you want to throw a party at the dorm tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, I'm also moving out of the dorm to have gay sex."
Guy 1: "Fuck you, you stupid Aidan. Don't be such a fucking Aidan."

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