National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!
"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"
Fortballs, also called sussy bakas, is when your addiction to fortnite balls gets too high.
When your black friend only gets horny when touching fortballs.
Also called Fortnite Sussy Bakas
Doctor, I can't have sex because I can't touch fortballs.