The deli guy

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)

Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot

Berthoncé

An old janky, crusty, dusty, blue 1980’s Toyota that definitely is too old to be on the road. Although she is rather iconic. She gets you all the places you need to go, without fail. Berthoncé may be old and ugly, but she really is the best.

The name originated from the name “Bertha” as that name is often used to describe old ugly ladies. Beyoncé comes in the name to add that sense of appreciation for the hard work Berthoncé pits in driving you around everywhere, she is the best, ‘queen bee’ some may say.

Emily: I can give you a ride home in Berthoncé!
Keira: ohhhh berthy, gotta love her