hot cock

another name for sriracha sauce (Asian hot chili sauce in plastic squeeze bottle with green tip), named for the picture of the rooster on the front.

i drowned my chow mein in hot cock

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mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

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