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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakstan is the best song ever.
Sacha, I kneel before you.
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When someone who is so crazy, they have lost their marbles. Can refer to very stressed people, random people, and truly insane people.
Person1: Oh my fucking god, did you see that man walking down George Street NAKED?!
Person2: Yeah, he was freaking de-marbled!
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When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.
Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.
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A brilliant, witty, talented, beautiful girl who everybody loves and boys swoon over. She is passionate and flirty.
"Oh man, that girl, over there, other side of class... Damn she's a Hannah."
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