Dirty Murphy

A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.

Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.

Later

Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.

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